Wednesday, 18 April 2018

500+ COOL WHATSAPP FACEBOOK STATUS AND QUOTES NEW UPDATES.....

Posted by Hemanth kumar kr

50+ NEW COOL STATUS

1 We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us.
2 When you want to give up remember why you started.
3 Sometimes, the wrong choices take us to the right places.
4 I’m the dude with cool attitude.
5 Silence is the best response to a fool.
6 The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least
7 The Pain Never Leave us We Have To Leave The Pain.
8 I might be crazy but crazy is way better than stupid.
9 When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.
10 Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
11 Style is a way to say who u are without speaking.
12 Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
13 I DON’T WANT TO EARN MY LIVING; I WANT TO LIVE.
14 OH NO. DON’T SMILE. YOU’LL KILL ME. I STOP BREATHING WHEN YOU SMILE.
15 IF YOU DREAM IT, YOU CAN DO IT.
16 LIFE MUST BE LIVED FORWARDS, BUT CAN ONLY BE UNDERSTOOD BACKWARDS.
17 I’m really not cranky. I just have a violent reaction when I meet stupid people.
18 It’s my decision who I love and how I live. No one can take that choice away from me.
19 Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.
20 I’m not arguing with you. I’m just explaining why I’m right.
21 I don’t have time to hate the people who are hating me. I’m way too busy loving the people who are loving me.
22 REMEMBER NO ONE CAN MAKE YOU FEEL INFERIOR WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT.
23 THE TROUBLE IS YOU THINK YOU HAVE TIME.
24 Everyone has three lives; a public life, a private life, & a secret life.
25 Enjoy your own life without_ comparing it with that of others life,
26 Life is 10% what u make it, and 90% how you take it.
27 Life doesn’t give u what you want. It gives you what u work for.
 28 A smile from you bring happiness to anyone, even if they are don’t like you,
29 Sometimes, the wrong choice take us to the right place,
30 If u are brave to say GOOD BYE, life will reward u with a new HELLO.
31 Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those u hold well.
32 Before u judge how I live my life, I suggest you take a good look at your own.
33 Live with no excuses and love with no regrets are life,
34 My life is not perfect but it does have perfect moments.
35 TURN YOUR WOUNDS INTO WISDOM.
36 LIFE IS A SHIPWRECK, BUT WE MUST NOT FORGET TO SING IN THE LIFEBOATS.
37 No positive results can come from negative attitudes. Always think positive and always live positive.”
38 “Love me for who I am – not what you want me to be. Take me or leave me. It’s that simple.”
39 “If you face the sun, you’ll never see your shadow.”
40 I log out from WhatsApp. Reason: I am bored. After 5 min I signed in. Reason: I am bored.
41 Each new day is another chance to change your life.
42 Life is about laughing & living,
43 The good thing about flying solo is it’s never boring in good & bad times.
44 Always carry some madness in your life because, that’s the only thing that can keep your innocence alive.
45 Life is not a matter of milestones but of moments.
46 Look – I’m only responsible for the words that come out of my mouth. I’m not responsible for you not understanding them.
47 I really don’t care what you think about me. Unless you think I’m awesome.
48 LIVE FOR YOURSELF.
49 YOU CAN ONLY HOLD A SMILE FOR SO LONG, AFTER THAT IT’S JUST TEETH.
50 If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun.!!!
51 I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and u should try too.
52 People say I have a dirty mind, But I’m say its just creative,


50+ COOL STATUS FOR LIFE

53 My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”. 
54 Life is too short. Don't waste it removing pen drive safely. 
55 Who are you to judge the life I live? I?m not perfect and I don’t have to be! Before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean.
56 Kill tension before tensions kill you, reach your goal before goal kicks you, live life before life leaves you.
57 Looking back & smiling.Its the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting,
58 The goal is not to be rich,the Goal is to be legend 
59 Life without mistakes is like education without books.
60 Hate girls except the girl reading this.
61 A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
62 Silence is the best response to a fool.
63 Some people call me Mike, You can call me tonight.
64 Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…
65 I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
66 I am not failed Because my success is lost.!
67 Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder
68 life is simple if we are simple….
69 Don’t hate me, just get to know me first!
70 People with status don’t need status..
71 Always trying to cool my self
72 I forgive but I never forget.
73 One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
74 SMILE is my STYLE,
75 ATTITUDE is my FASHION,
76 I don’t even expect people to like me anymore.
77 I’m in my own world.
78 In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
79 Don’t judge my past, look at my present, I am sure my future is really rocking.
80 I know I’m awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion.
81 I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
82 Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead.
83 A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
84 You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
85 Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.
86 You're already a successful personal. The things we take for granted someone else is praying for.
87 Dreams is not what you see in sleep, Is the thing which doesn't let you sleep.
88 I will win, not immediately but definitely.
89 Had a really great 'Night Out' last night, according to my police report.
90 The road to success is always under construction.
91 Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
92 Born to express not to impress.
93 Silent people have the loudest minds.
94 When I was born. Devil said, Oh Shit! Competition!
95 Sometimes It's better to be alone.. No one can hurt you.
96 I'm jealous my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
97 I'm the dude with cool attitude
98 Yes I am smiling and you're not the reason anymore.
99 Silence is the best response to a fool.
100 A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
101 It's not an attitude, it's the way I am.
102 Had a really great "Night Out" last night, according to my police report.
103 The road to success is always under construction.
104 Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
105 Born to express not to impress.
106 Silent people have the loudest minds.
107 When I was born. Devil said,"Oh Shit! Competition!!!"
108 I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
109 Some people are alive only, because it's illegal to kill them.
110 When nothing goes right... Go left!
111 If you can't convince them, confuse them. 
112 I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk.
113 Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile.. Smile please!
114 There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will.
115 When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours!
116 Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you.
117 Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone.
118 Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night.
119 Your looks don't make you Beautiful, it's the person inside who makes you beautiful.
120 Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine.
121 I don't care what people think or say about me!
122 I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can't Learn Best.
123 There are two type of people winner and Losser, Winner always Working Hard, Losser Always try to shortcut for win.
124 Apni to bass ek hi wish hai.. Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raaj!
125 Your whatsapp status say's online.. If your online then, why aren't you msg me!
126 Try to solve your problem yourself.. Don't Depend on other!
127 Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!
128 Please don't get confused between my my attitude and personality!
129 If people are trying to bring you 'Down', It only means that you are 'Above them'.
130 I'm cool but Summer made me hot!
131 People with status don't need status.
132 never give people permission to disrespect you.
133 life is simple if we are simple.
134 Dreams are just the brain's Screen-savers.
135 Life without mistakes is like, education without books.
136 They say "don't drink and drive". Well.. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a bad@ss.
137 It's cool that you know all the lines to the movie and all, but it wold be pretty cool if you let the actual actors say them.
138 *Walking around supermarket* *Don't see mom* ACT COOL, ACT COOL!
139 I'm jealous of my parents, i'll never have a kid as cool as theirs :)
140 Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.
141 Yelling "You're cool!" when you see somebody doing something stupid.
142 Or, you know.. DON'T text back.. that's cool too.
143 "FBI, Open the door!".. Uh.. no .. it's cool when you break in.
145 Oh so now I'm invisible to you? That's cool. I've always wanted a superpower.
146 Nowadays, "Cool" means- "I really don't care."
147 "Wow you're cool." LIKE if you just read that in a sarcastic voice.
148 Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
149 You hate drama? Cool. Stop starting it.
150 Self-control is the ability to stay cool when someone is making you HOT.
151 Don't you just love it when you flip your pillow over and its cool on the other side :-)
152 Oh you're dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwich.. You want those leftovers too?
153 you're sorry ? that's cool. go write a book about it and let someone who actually cares read it.
154 Your profile picture is a car.. that's cool I didn't know you were a transformer
155 I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.
156 Like if: When you talk to your crush you use that 'cool' mood. 'Like' you dont really care.
157 If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he'd stop saying I'm unproductive.
158 You are; crazy, silly, funny, goofy, amazing, cool, and awesome. That's what I like about you.
159 The perfect seat in class would be one where you are surrounded by your best friend, your crush, a smart person, and a really cool funny kid.
160 My.. It's a coolfeature but I didn't think the 'LOL' was necessary.
161 On Facebook searching up people with the last name hontas. I think it would be cool to poke a hontas :)
162 Do never compare dogs to men. Dogs are cool and faithful.. Remember that.
163 Dont like me? Cool, I dont wake up every day to impress YOU.
164 Sitting at home: Oh cool it's raining. Sitting at school: HOLY CRAP! LOOK, IT'S RAINING!
165 Friend: I'm so over him! Me: Cool, let's go get a soda. Friend: HE DRANK SODA.
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Some Cool Whatsapp Quotes Messages
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· Live, Laugh, Love. 
· Keep calm and enjoy life.
· Totally available!! Please disturb me!
· Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
· Teachers Only Teach The Rules.. But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.
· My room + internet connection + music + food - homework = perfect day.
· Life is journey. I am traveler.
· Life must go on. :-)
· Never too busy to be happy. :-)
· People with status don't need status.
· Never give people permission to disrespect you.
· life is simple if we are simple.
· Dreams are just the brain's Screen-savers.
· Life without mistakes is like, education without books.
· Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one.
· A smile suits every kind of clothes.
· Always trying to cool my self.
· Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
· The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.
· I'm pretty sure the whole 'ladies first' thing was created by a guy just to check out @ss.
· They say: Don't drink and drive. Well, yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a bad@ss.
· How come wrong numbers are never busy?
· Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
· DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE AND ACT SINGLE.
· If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
· Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.
· The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
· A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
· You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
· Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.
· You're already a successful personal. The things we take for granted someone else is praying for.
· Dreams is not what you see in sleep, Is the thing which doesn't let you sleep.
· I will win, not immediately but definitely.
· Had a really great 'Night Out' last night, according to my police report.
· The road to success is always under construction.
· Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
· Born to express not to impress.
· Silent people have the loudest minds.
· When I was born. Devil said, Oh Shit! Competition!
· Sometimes It's better to be alone.. No one can hurt you.
· I'm jealous my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
· I'm the dude with cool attitude
· Yes I am smiling and you're not the reason anymore.
· Silence is the best response to a fool.
· A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
· It's not an attitude, it's the way I am.
· I don't have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can't handle.
· Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
· The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
· My life my rules. _|_
· Don't judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
· I do not get drunk- I get awesome.
· Time is precious waste it wisely.
· A jealous woman does better research than FBI.
· Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
· Going to Macdonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.
· The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.
· I am not arguing, I'm simply explaining why I am right.
· Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
· Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.
· Pople are like 'MuSic' some say the 'TrUth' and rest, Just noise.
· Why is 'Monday' so far from 'Friday' and 'Friday' so near to 'Monday'??
· Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my status.
· I wish I had 'Google' in my mind and 'Antivirus' in my heart.
· I am Waiting for GF Message!
· I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk.
· Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile.. Smile please!
· There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will.
· When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours!
· Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you.
· Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone.
· Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night.
· Your looks don't make you Beautiful, it's the person inside who makes you beautiful.
· Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine.
· I don't care what people think or say about me!
· I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can't Learn Best.
· There are two type of people winner and Losser, Winner always Working Hard, Losser Always try to shortcut for win.
· Apni to bass ek hi wish hai.. Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raaj!
· Your whatsapp status say's online.. If your online then, why aren't you msg me!
· Try to solve your problem yourself.. Don't Depend on other!
· Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!
· Please don't get confused between my my attitude and personality!
· If people are trying to bring you 'Down', It only means that you are 'Above them'.
· I'm cool but Summer made me hot!
· Life is too short Don't waste it updating status!
· Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself.
· Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.
· I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
· Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.
· Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software.. It's called #Sunday, please fix it!
· Every problem comes with some solution.. If it doesn't have any solution, it's a Girl!
· I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF!
· WIFE and INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good, IF IT IS NOT YOURS!
· I have no time to hate people, who hate me.. because, I'm always busy in loving people, who love me.
· People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!
· I don't need to explain myself because, I know I'm right.
· There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.
· Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off.
· 'Dream' as if you'll live forever.. Live as if tomorrow is last one.
· Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!
· In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are.
· Totally available!! Please disturb me!
· Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
· Life is journey. I am traveler.

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